Pet Bed (or giant pillow)

The Ultimate Pet Bed – Because Your Pet Runs This House Anyway
 
You bought them toys. You feed them premium food. And yet, they still choose your bed, your couch, and that one laundry pile you just folded. Time to change the game. This ultra-soft, nap-certified pet bed is so comfy, they might actually start using it (no guarantees, but hey, worth a shot).
 
✔ Ridiculously Soft – Basically a VIP lounge for your pet.
✔ Designed for Optimal Snoozing – Expect dramatic stretches, deep sighs, and dreams of chasing squirrels.
✔ Might Save Your Furniture – Or at least give them a new favorite spot to ignore.
 
Get one now—because if anyone in this house deserves luxury, it’s definitely not you.
 
Still not convinced? Here's some boring specs:
.: 100% Polyester print area
.: 100% Cotton underside
.: Zipper closure
.: Shape retaining insert
.: For indoor use only
.: Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance: 28" × 18" +/- 2"; 40" × 30" +/- 2"; 50" × 40" +/- 2.5"